~Mutoid Man/ Helium Head~
MUTOID MAN - Gnarcissist
the fucking jam
Arcade flyer for Splatterhouse (1988)
At the big VGJunk site today: it’s Halloween at last! So, erm, Happy Halloween, everyone. I wrote a giant article about classic Megadrive gorefest Splatterhouse 2 to mark the occasion! Rick’s got hydrophobia, I’m bad at videogames, a chainsaw gets put to good use - you can read all about it here!
I miss when this was what top level professional rasslin could look like. I don’t hate what it is now because the world changes and I’m not trying to fight that, but, fuck, man. Look at this. Look at how beautiful this is.
It is a simple fact that rasslers used to look tougher. Maybe they were. I dunno. But it all got too fuckin pretty at some point. That’s what Vince did that I do hate and resent. The prettiness. The shine and the gloss. Rasslin needs its grit n grime n blood n hate n passion.